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    irunfrombears:

    When I was 4, I explained in great detail to my cousins how people had sex and how babies were made. They weren’t allowed to talk to me for years. 

    I think it is safe to say that some people are just…prude. I mean, I turned out alright. Right? Right?!

    I’ll never forget the delight I felt at age 10 when I was able to graphically describe the machinations of gay sex to all my friends. “And then…they put it each others’ BUTTS!”*

    *And even THAT isn’t all that wild if you’ve already read letters in Penthouse Forum about sodomizing seagulls in Australia (and for years I thought my subconscious had fabricated that story but I’ve managed to find proof that it did exist and was, fortunately, a work of fiction).

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  1. irunfrombears reblogged this from maudnewton and added:
    My very Catholic family tried really hard to keep the existence of butt-sex from us. “No, sweetie, you don’t stick those...
  2. meganlives reblogged this from maudnewton and added:
    I’m really glad Maud isn’t my big sister, I would’ve been terrified. But, for years, I thought that sex was some sort of...
  3. maudnewton reblogged this from derasso and added:
    According to my sister, when she was five and I was ten, I told her that the Bible (super-fundamentalist household,...
  4. derasso reblogged this from irunfrombears and added:
    I’ll never forget...graphically describe the machinations of gay
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